opportunities in Po*n. But now,he has an offer he can’t refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum, better known as “The man-hood Museum” has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch s*x organ on display after his death.
“I am flattered by the invitation,” Falcon says in a letter to the museum. “I appreciate your museum’s devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear… I hope I don’t make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah and the Whale”, he said.
-Ladunliadi's log
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